Hey Doc! Stop making us other South Asian men look so bad.
I thought I was doing alright with my life. I also thought I had the respect of my wife.
Until YOU came along "Dr 5 o'clock shadow at 10am man".
I can't keep up with you man. If someone's brain is damaged, you know how to fix it. You can actually fix a brain. I can't fix brken drywall in my garage.
When you show your face every night on CNN, can you not do it during the dinner hour please? That's the only time my wife and I have any time to watch anything on tv. When you show up, it's as if I dissapointed her somehow. You should see how she looks at me. Like I'm an idiot because I don't know how to cure my son's ear infection. And all I can do is just sit there and make sure I don't giggle when I hear Wolf Blitzer say his name. Ha Ha, his name is Wolf.
Look, Indian men are insecure enought already. We don't need a brother like you "Mr. Encyclogupta" to make us feel worse.
My wife actually laughs at me now when she asks how my day went. Like my life as a banker is soooo bad. Hey, smart ass, do you get a lapel pin in the shape of an inukshuk for 5 years of service? I don't think so.
Sucker.
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